Jokes

Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."
So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."
So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see." So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"

Knock knock
-> Who's there?
Little old lady
-> Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you could yodel...

Knock knock
-> Who's there?
Dismay
-> Dismay who?
Dismay not be a funny joke!

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A psychiatrist goes into a bar and orders a daiquiri. The bartender gives him his drink, but with a piece of wood floating in it. "What's this", asks the psychiatrist. The bartender replies, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

Life in the information age:

Home is where you hang your @.
the e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
Great groups from little icons grow.
Too many clicks spoil the browse.
The geek shall inherit the earth.
Fax is stranger than fiction.
What boots up must come down.
Windows will never cease.
Modulation in all things.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

You might be from Colorado if:

You carry your $3000 mountain bike on top of your $500 car.
You have never owned a car without a cracked windshield.
Harvard, Yale and Princeton are mountains, not colleges.
You've never skied Aspen or Vail, but there's a run named for you at Monarch.
Your favorite coffee shop is the Tattered Cover.
You eat buffalo more often than chicken, and root for them every weekend.
Your bridal registry is at REI.