Favorite Quotes

"Anybody can co anything that he imagines."
- Henry Ford

"Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggy" until you can find a rock."
- Will Rogers

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
- Bill Vaughn

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk."
- Steven King (3/8/90)

"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key."
- Anonymous

"It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see."
- Henry David Thoreau

"Imagination is more important than knowledge... "
-Albert Einstein

"Nobody will believe in you unless you believe in yourself. "
- Liberace

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
- Bob Hope

"This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. If the problem persists, contact the program vendor."
- Microsoft Windows 95